Man I hate old diesel trucks,
When one goes by it sure does suck.
They belch out clouds of noxious fumes
In great big stinking bilious plumes
That make me cough and hack and wheeze
And rub my eyes and want to sneeze.

New diesel engines might be clean,
But old ones are more black than green.
They foul the air and land and snow,
And pollute the water, too, you know.
Some folks claim they’re more efficient,
But pollution-wise they’re so deficient.
I’d rather have more CO2
Than smelly clouds I can’t see through.

So replace those old diesels quick,
Before they make the whole world sick.